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[Unmoderated] Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos!ANN.lu
Posted on 01-Apr-2004 15:55 GMT by anonymous9 comments
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Ravensdale, WA - 8:00 am Pacific Time, April 1, 2004 - Amiga, Inc. announced today that it has sold Bill McEwen to Genesi SARL allowing Amiga, Inc to focus on earning money instead of spending it paying off employees.

On April 23, 2003 Amiga entered into an Agreement with Itec LLC, later acquired by KMOS, Inc. for the transfer and sale of all of Amiga's right, title, source code, and all versions, from the "Classic Amiga Operating System" through AmigaOS 4.0 and all subsequent versions to KMOS, Inc.

"We sold all our Amiga assets" said Randal Hughes "but we had this one leftover from the sale of Amiga... Bill McEwen himself!"

"YEEHAW!!!" exclaimed the esctatic Bill McEwen "I finally have found a new home and won't go to jail after all! I want to thank Bill buck for his generosity and patience, we will now merge all of Amiga Inc's former debts with Genesi to create a SUPERDEBT machine YEEEEEEEEHAW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"We welcome the acquisition of Bill McEwen to Genesi. Together with MorphOS, Pegasos, and now our secret weapon Bill McEwen, Hyperion doesn't stand a chance! " said Bill Buck, CEO of Genesi.

Garry Hare, KMOS' CEO, said "Whew... I can't beleive we just pulled off what we did. We acquired Amiga IP related to OS4 dirt cheap, won the lawsuit, lost Bill McEwen, and we don't have to pay any of the former Amiga debts or employees!!!!!"
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 1 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Darth_X on 01-Apr-2004 14:01 GMT
Can't wait to see the new Bill McEwen business cards ;)
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 2 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Gregg on 01-Apr-2004 14:20 GMT
I've contracted a cold, the rain soaked through my un-waterproof on the way to the station, the train was 1.5 hrs. late, and the doors wouldn't open; now all this guff on ANN.

I'm really beginning to hate April 1st...

Gregg
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 3 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by blahman on 01-Apr-2004 14:25 GMT
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Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 4 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Seehund on 01-Apr-2004 15:32 GMT
I'm sorry, but you see, the fact is that the all important question is whether McEwen is beeing possessed or owned by Genesi.

;)
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 5 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Amon_Re on 01-Apr-2004 17:21 GMT
In reply to Comment 4 (Seehund):
Mcewen being possessed by Buck? So he *ÏS* Satan! ;-)

Cheers
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 6 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Leif on 01-Apr-2004 17:29 GMT
In reply to Comment 3 (blahman):
@blahman

I find your ideas interesting and would like to subsrcibe to your newsletter.
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 7 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Leif on 01-Apr-2004 17:34 GMT
In reply to Comment 5 (Amon_Re):
@Moron_Re

Yes, we have no bananas.
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 8 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Atheist2 on 01-Apr-2004 17:37 GMT
In reply to Comment 1 (Darth_X):
According to someone, all Bill McEwen wants for Easter is a Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card.


Say, shouldn't he have been AUCTIONED off? Isn't that the way to disperse assets?


AmigaOne! AOS4.0! Cards? Amiga is a Royal Flush!
Genesi integrates Bill McEwen into Pegasos! : Comment 9 of 9ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 01-Apr-2004 18:29 GMT
In reply to Comment 5 (Amon_Re):
you did see that thing with the eyes right?
;)
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