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Posted on 17-Oct-2004 18:48 GMT by secret spy44 comments
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Achtung! Humour

Fast cars and scantily-clad females is all we want.

Read more about it here!

AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 1 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 17-Oct-2004 18:56 GMT
A5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 2 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Olegil on 18-Oct-2004 08:34 GMT
No, no, no.

Fast women and beautiful cars is the way to go, obviously.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 3 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 08:40 GMT
"Achtung! Humour"

My oh my...
It's like "achtung! i'm telling you this really boring joke...please laugh will ya, otherwise my self esteem reaches an even lower level then the "satire" on a certain "amiga" "satire" site."

Anyway, these guys clearly don't know what satire is, and now they mix up "humour" with sarcasm.

What's next? "Achtung!, this story is true!" and end up with telling the story of snowwhite and the seven dwarfs.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 4 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 08:45 GMT
In reply to Comment 3 (Anonymous):
I'm sorry to burst your bubble and the massive amount of time you put into developing your theories but Agima demanded the humour marker.

BTW, you sound a bit like our Doommaster.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 5 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 09:02 GMT
In reply to Comment 3 (Anonymous):
Now after reading some of your (212.206.177.237) other comments from the last couple of days I have to say that you sound quite bitter and are not shy to give ppl kind advice of what they could do with their lifes included but not limited to to actually get one in the first place.

To answer with our own words: "If you are allergic to laughter, then just don't make people laugh by comments like that. ;-)".

Remember: we only do the website for ppl like you, who lost their smile-capabilities by reading too much ann.lu.

Another advice forged by you: "Now get a life and return to you "evaluation board"."
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 6 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 09:09 GMT
In reply to Comment 5 (secret spy):
"To answer with our own words"

is of course

"To answer with your own words".
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 7 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 09:19 GMT
In reply to Comment 5 (secret spy):
LOL!! Then you must have come across my advice to the IP trace kiddies:

Get a life ! Get a bl*wjob !

Now you sound rather bitter to me that your numereous attempts to make fun of the Amiga and it's "celebreties" isn't well received given your recent flood of "funny" articles.

Actually I think that you are quite proud of your comedian "skills", that you develop this fanatic ip trace desire and want to know who dares to question your skills.

How's your inferiority complex today kiddy.

Oh and before you start laughing: This was sarcasm. I know you mix it up with "humour" lately.

And in case you are offended, then simple think that this was an attempt to "satire".

;-)
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 8 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 10:16 GMT
In reply to Comment 7 (Anonymous):
> Oh and before you start laughing: This was sarcasm. I know you mix it up with
> "humour" lately.

You should look up the term "humour" in a dictionary and see what it all stands for.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 9 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 10:41 GMT
In reply to Comment 8 (secret spy):
You asked for it.

Taken from:
http://www.allwords.com/query.php?SearchType=3&Keyword=humour&Language=ENG&NLD=1&FRA=1&DEU=1&ITA=1&ESP=1&v=57751303


Definitions
humour
humor
noun

1. The quality of being amusing.

Thesaurus: comedy, amusement, clowning, facetiousness, farce, jesting, jocularity, merriment, raillery, wit.
2. The ability to appreciate and enjoy something amusing.
3. A specified temperament or state of mind.

Example: He is in good humour today
Thesaurus: mood, bent, disposition, fancy, frame of mind, propensity, temper.
4. Writings, plays, speeches, etc that are amusing or funny.
5. A specified type of fluid in the body.

Example: aqueous humour
6. physiol., historical
Any of the four bodily fluids (blood senses 1,5, choler, melancholy and phlegm) formerly believed to determine a person's physical health and character.

OK now where's the link to sarcasm? If it's about the body fluids, no thank dump your body fluids in towel please ;-)


Now to make this reply complete:

sarcasm
noun

1. An often ironical expression of scorn or contempt.

Thesaurus: satire, irony, scorn, cynicism, derision, ridicule, mockery, lampooning, scoffing; Antonym: flattery, approval, admiration.
2. The use of such an expression.
3. Its bitter, contemptuous quality.


I think that number 3 applies to your kind of "satire"
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 10 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 11:23 GMT
In reply to Comment 9 (Anonymous):
Ah, thanks, I couldn't be bothered to look it up myself. It's nice to have ppl who do this kind of work :-)
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 11 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 11:23 GMT
In reply to Comment 9 (Anonymous):
The definition by Merriam-Webster fits better IMHO:

3 a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 12 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 12:24 GMT
In reply to Comment 11 (Anonymous):
Still does not describe the output from the pens of KennyR and Ultragelb
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 13 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 12:30 GMT
In reply to Comment 12 (Anonymous):
I guess that there's no word available to descibe the output of those ppl.
I think it's a combination of "sadness" "to much free time" "lack of a girlfriend" "pretending to be funny" "misplaced sarcasm" "less people" "childish".
And porobably some other things as well.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 14 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 12:31 GMT
In reply to Comment 13 (Anonymous):
"less people" is "lesser people" ofcourse.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 15 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 15:07 GMT
In reply to Comment 14 (Anonymous):
of course
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 16 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 15:37 GMT
In reply to Comment 14 (Anonymous):
Of course it is, Mike. Of course.
You sick twat.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 17 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 16:17 GMT
In reply to Comment 12 (Anonymous):
I think it is not fair to not mention all the others contributing to WrongPlanet. And don't forget Bill Buck! He owns us!!!!11

To say it with 5-year-old anonymous "LOL!!".
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 18 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 16:22 GMT
In reply to Comment 13 (Anonymous):
> "sadness" "to much free time" "lack of a girlfriend" "pretending to be funny"
> "misplaced sarcasm" "less people" "childish"

Says the 5-year-old guy (LOL!!) who decreased bitterness level of this site dramatically.

To say it with Ben Hermans: For the record and good advice from the editor, stop whining about stuff you are clueless about.

:-)
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 19 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by XraalE on 18-Oct-2004 16:34 GMT
Satire is never funny for the people it's aimed at, just like getting hit by a ball or falling downstairs. The crucial factor in satire is like slapstick: while you might not laugh at someone innocently falling downstairs, you might laugh at some drunken idiot who think's he's an olympic athlete and falls downstairs - because there's a "deserves" component. We laugh because somebody with no clue tries to be something they're not. It's funny for everyone but the drunk, that is.

So it's the same when all the fanatics and fanboys on any side (we don't care, anyone is fair game) get the piss ripped out of their dumb antics and comments. They might not find it funny, but everyone else does, especially people are annoyed by them, and even more especially when it's near the mark. Whine all you like. :) Do you really think the world at large thinks any more of them than we do? Unlikely.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 20 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 17:29 GMT
Thats a truely humourous story! I laughed my head of. Well done WrongPlanet! Keep up the good work!
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 21 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 18-Oct-2004 18:15 GMT
In reply to Comment 20 (Anonymous):
Here is another quite humorous story for your pleasure.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 22 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 18:46 GMT
In reply to Comment 16 (Anonymous):
Of course it is of course, and of course you are one of those sick people who still think that .nl = Mike Bouma....

What did you call me again? Tw..

Or is Mike Bouma your alias for Dutch people, in that case i'm Mike.

No hurry up, your mom says that you better don't miss the bus to school again...
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 23 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 18:48 GMT
In reply to Comment 17 (secret spy):
LOL!! Was that another attempt of humour?

Well, ok I rather don't but... I have to admit that you are kinda hilarious.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 24 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 18:50 GMT
In reply to Comment 18 (secret spy):
Mommy mommy he sweared at me first....!!!

5 years old, is that a random guess?

Take my advise, don't enter a casino...

Oh and about credit? You have to earn it first...and that really hard if you're minus 100 allready with absolutely no hope for anything better...
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 25 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 18:54 GMT
In reply to Comment 19 (XraalE):
"but everyone else does"

Well judging your comments section, there's a handfull of MorphOS fanatics laughing their ass off...So if that's "everyone else" then maybe it's about time to go to an hospital and get this plate in front of your face removed, so you'll might actually see what's happening in the real world....Oh I forgot...you took the blue pill.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 26 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 19:19 GMT
In reply to Comment 21 (secret spy):
Now that was in a rush, I wonder why you didn't point that that cpld and make a really sad April joke....
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 27 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 18-Oct-2004 19:20 GMT
In reply to Comment 20 (Anonymous):
Yeah right...
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 28 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by IanS on 18-Oct-2004 20:21 GMT
In reply to Comment 19 (XraalE):
The crucial factor in satire is like slapstick

Well, I'd say the crucial factor is wit. I mean anybody can take the piss out of somebody else, but it takes intelligence and humour to make it funny. Sadly you seem to be lacking in both of those departments.

Now put your toys back in your pram, have a nice nap, and come back when you have something that equates less to nursery school bullying and more to satire.

Best wishes and lots of love,
your good friend Ian
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 29 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by XraalE on 18-Oct-2004 20:41 GMT
In reply to Comment 28 (IanS):
Heh Ian, I know you like MikeyC but you don't need to paraphrase him.

Now put your toys back in your pram, have a nice nap, and come back when you have something that equates less to nursery school bullying..."

What is it with you guys and prams? :roll: Come back when you can make up your own lines. Maybe some open proxy homosexual abuse or something. At least that might be original.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 30 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by IanS on 18-Oct-2004 21:06 GMT
In reply to Comment 29 (XraalE):
Heh Ian, I know you like MikeyC but you don't need to paraphrase him.

Actually, I wasn't aware that I was. Could you point me to the thread where he makes similar comments?

What is it with you guys and prams?
snip the usual deflectory nonsense

Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, it's not to do with a common interest in prams, but actually to do with the impression your comments give to people? Truly, it's an issue you must address rather than blame on a conspiracy theory.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 31 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 19-Oct-2004 03:22 GMT
In reply to Comment 29 (XraalE):
No its true Kenny. You do come across as an obsessed individual. You were a blind fanatic when you were on the red side (don't ask for references they will haunt you forever) and now you are doing the same but for the blue brigade.

Where does all the hatred come from?

And BTW the humour thing was fun at the beginning as it was novel but now it seems stretched and uneasy. It really is starting to grind. Why not quit while you are ahead.Sometimes friends are only being polite when they laugh at your jokes. It not always genuine amusement so don't flatter yourself. You seem to be able to string together coherent sentences yet you waste this talent on a futile cause. Alternatively leave the scene for a few months and come back as an outsider to see how pathetic this two toned trolling really is.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 32 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by hooligan/dcs on 19-Oct-2004 04:25 GMT
In reply to Comment 31 (Anonymous):
>Where does all the hatred come from?

He didn't get enough titty as a child.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 33 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by netherlands on 19-Oct-2004 05:37 GMT
In reply to Comment 31 (Anonymous):
Empty promises, lies, frauds and red trolls.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 34 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 19-Oct-2004 06:26 GMT
In reply to Comment 33 (netherlands):
Netherlands? YOU ARE MIKE !!

According to some IP trace kiddies that is...;-)
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 35 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by secret spy on 19-Oct-2004 07:17 GMT
In reply to Comment 24 (Anonymous):
> 5 years old, is that a random guess?

No, itix already found out in another thread.

Maybe it is now time to change your routine. "LOL!! blablabla, <enter random advice> LOL!!" doesn't cut it anymore.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 36 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 19-Oct-2004 08:18 GMT
In reply to Comment 35 (secret spy):
OK then my answer was something like: Then I must be the new Einstein. So much knowledge while being only 5 years old.

I guess that makes you a "lesser being"

Sorry buddy try again.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 37 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Olegil on 19-Oct-2004 12:09 GMT
In reply to Comment 32 (hooligan/dcs):
Can you really name ONE male person who feels he has been getting enough titty _ever_?
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 38 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Gregg on 19-Oct-2004 15:21 GMT
In reply to Comment 37 (Olegil):
Can you really name ONE male person who feels he has been getting enough titty _ever_?

Any of Eccentrica Gallumbits' clients, I should hope - or they should be asking for their money back.

Gregg
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 39 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 20-Oct-2004 06:50 GMT
In reply to Comment 38 (Gregg):
Thats just fiction. You need to learn to tell the difference between fiction and reality.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 40 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Gregg on 20-Oct-2004 11:36 GMT
In reply to Comment 39 (Anonymous):
Thats just fiction. You need to learn to tell the difference between fiction and reality.

A statement simultaneously so profound yet so moronic leaves me bereft of a suitable retort.

Sorry.

Gregg
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 41 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by XraalE on 20-Oct-2004 19:37 GMT
In reply to Comment 31 (Anonymous):
> No its true Kenny. You do come across as an obsessed individual.

Oh please, don't exaggerate. Obsession is a serious mental condition, like having to have your car keys in one place all the time or end up in shrieking catatonia. Obsessed is not striking out at things you know are unfair, with satire no less, not DoS attacks or anonymous insults. If it was, the whole justice system would be obsessed with criminality, as an allagory.

> You were a blind fanatic when you were on the red side (don't ask for
> references they will haunt you forever) and now you are doing the same
> but for the blue brigade.

Uh, more exaggeration. I hardly think I was ever a blind fanatic. Old comments from me are still available on older AO news threads, and nowhere will you find me saying anything that can be remotely considered "blind fanaticism". Even in my 'red' days I was still getting angry PMs about comments I made about the AmigaONE or Amiga Inc. I'm too much of a cynic for that kind of blinkered fanboy crap, or I would be happy signing <200 name petitions to get huge commercial titles ported to my OS of choice, or posting anonymous insults, defending the faith, or whatever.

I'm bit aggressive pointing out my views, certainly, but not in the same league as some who seem to have gone mad in this quest to purge everything they see and read of any opinion differing from their own. That's quite sick, approaching the obsession you're accusing me of. Not only am I disconcerted by this behaviour, I've been directly insulted by it. I'm not willing to just "let it go" for the sake of keeping a fake civility, so it can all go on in "shielded" sites and IRC channels. It just stinks of hypocrisy. No thanks.

> Sometimes friends are only being polite when they laugh at your jokes.
> It not always genuine amusement so don't flatter yourself.

Heh, the old "you're only doing it to look cool" argument. Well, you're wrong, because the idea of writing anonymously automatically ecludes that, don't you think? And you're wrongly assuming I do all the writing, which I certainly don't. I mostly edit and anglify. WrongPlanet represents a lot of people, of whom I'm only one. For my part I'm not interested in who laughs, I'm not out to have adulation lavished on me, or my name would be all over the thing. Satire is for what satire was always for - to prove a point. One way or another.

> Alternatively leave the scene for a few months and come back as an
> outsider to see how pathetic this two toned trolling really is.

Well, the only thing more pathetic than a 'troll' (a badly overused epithet) is someone from 'outside' who is willing to pass judgement on anyone or everything without knowing a damn thing about what is going on. There are far too many people like that. Ahem. In most cases, they're the real trolls.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 42 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by garfield on 21-Oct-2004 06:02 GMT
In reply to Comment 10 (secret spy):
Now this is really funny, as the anonymous fool even did bite :D
Nice one. And the articles are very funny indeed.
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 43 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Anonymous on 21-Oct-2004 09:00 GMT
In reply to Comment 40 (Gregg):
Funny, I thought gallumbits was fiction too, care to provide her address Gregg?
AmigaF: The next big thing for all Amigans : Comment 44 of 44ANN.lu
Posted by Gregg on 21-Oct-2004 11:04 GMT
In reply to Comment 43 (Anonymous):
care to provide her address Gregg?

I most certainly do not, you naughty boy! I refuse to be responsible for some delinquent Freudian minor wandering forlornly around the fleshpots of Eroticon 6 looking for an over-endowed mother figure.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare for lunch with a _real_ doll - anybody seen my pump?

Gregg
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