[News] The "I Am Amiga" promotion has ended! | ANN.lu |
Posted on 26-Jul-2002 10:41 GMT by et | 134 comments View flat View list |
And the total is.. 940. Not bad.
"Countdown to the draw: The promotion has ended. Coupon count may still rise as third party dealers submit their sales. Winners will be announced soon."
.. So, we could well make the 1000 mark, well done people, I hope you all order AmigaOnes as soon as they are available :)
et
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The "I Am Amiga" promotion has ended! : Comment 65 of 134 | ANN.lu |
Posted by Hormel Food Corporation on 26-Jul-2002 16:24 GMT | Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's Tao and Sharp; Tao Nokia and Sharp; Tao and scam; Tao Sharp and scam; Tao Sharp Nokia and scam; scam Sharp Nokia and scam; scam Tao scam scam Sharp and scam; scam Nokia scam scam Sharp scam Red Hat and scam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Scam scam scam scam...
Waitress: ...scam scam scam Tao and scam; scam scam scam scam scam scam AmigaOS scam scam scam...
Vikings (singing): Scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam!
Waitress: ...or Pegasos Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried MorphOS on top and scam.
Wife: Have you got anything without scam?
Waitress: Well, there's scam Tao Nokia and scam, that's not got much scam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY scam!
Man: Why can't she have Tao Sharp scam and Nokia?
Wife: THAT'S got scam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much scam in it as scam Tao Nokia and scam, has it?
Vikings: Scam scam scam scam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the Tao Sharp scam and Nokia without the scam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like scam!
Vikings: Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have Tao Sharp scam and Nokia without the scam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like scam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your scam. I love it. I'm having scam scam scam scam scam scam scam AmigaOS scam scam scam and scam!
Vikings (singing): Scam scam scam scam. Lovely scam! Wonderful scam!
Waitress: Shut up!! AmigaOS is off.
Man: Well could I have her scam instead of AmigaOS then?
Waitress: You mean scam scam scam scam scam scam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Scam scam scam scam. Lovely scam! Wonderful scam! Scam sca-a-a-a-a-am scam sca-a-a-a-a-am scam. Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Lovely scam! Scam scam scam scam! |
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